I started collecting this for no reason. Bugzilla has a quips system spitting out one-liners. Unix has a fortune util. What we need in a webservice (put a xml interface, to dole out these one at a time). Wouldn’t that be nice…a web service for fortune cookies. What a waste, but cool.
In no particular order:
1/29/2006
- Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think
- Its time you asked that special someone out on a date
- A surprise treat awaits you
- You should be able to undertake and complete anything
- Ignorance never settles a question
- When winter comes heaven will rain success on you
- Your luck has been completely changed today
- A new environment makes all the difference in the world
earlier
- Happy Life in just in front of you
- What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end
- People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner
- Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise
- You have an unsual equipment for success, use it properly
- You have at your command the wisdom of the ages
- Simplicity of character is the nature result of profound thought
- Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven
- Have a beautiful day
- You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy
keep adding to it. For a funny one, add in bed to each one of those and re-read !!! :)
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