t’is from my boss
What’s really good is the fact that it’s in Excel, because now we can adjust the configuration to meet the ever changing requirements of our fluid scientific research environment which places premium demands on the agility, availability, reliability, and performance of the IT infrastructure while expecting the economies of scale, profound synergies between science and technology, ROI and TCO, as well as MBA, PhD, and other B.S., along with NIH, NSF, and DOE, and on top of GSA, 501(c)(3), and EDU, all in the effort to deliver unparalleled performance with the dollar-cost averaging over the depreciation period on the up-side of the leasing agreement and to achieve the holy grail of 2Gbps of throughput in real-time DR and hot-site infrastructure compliant with HIPAA, FEMA, FHA, WHO, and WDFRU.
And that’s what’s up.
Do what???
The part that was not included here was a request to one of our vendors to send a excel based cost estimates. What you read was the justification.. Gotta love them tech bosses!